Story jokes

At a bait shop, there were some minnows on sale. The sign read: "All you can carry, $1". This guy, who wasn't all that smart, told the person behind the counter "Give me two dollars worth."

Little Miss Muffit sat on a tuffit, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, sat down beside her, and she ate that too.

A bus stops at a bus station. A train stops at a train station. Now you know why it's called a workstation.

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