Did you ever hear the cookie joke? No? Well, you don't want too, either. It's crumby.
What do you get if you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slow-poke.
What do you get if you cross a cat and a canary?
A satisfied cat and a dead bird.
How much do pirates pay for earrings?
A buccaneer.
What does a thieves son do?
He takes after his father.
What's the difference between a tree and a train?
One sheds it's leaves, and the other leaves it's shed.