My Jokes

Here is the section where I will present all the jokes that I came up with.

Disclaimer:

• I don't mind if you want to tell your friends any of these jokes, but please don't blame me if you end up with fewer friends. You're the one who told the joke.
• If you would like to use any of these jokes commercially, please contact me.

That said, enjoy the jokes.

This is a picture from an artical in the newspaper. The origional headline was "Got milk (intolerance)?" I thought it would be funnier if it said food instead of milk, because someone I know is a rather picky eater.

Here is a picture I took of one of the dogs, Tater. I was teasing him with a toy on the edge of the couch. I thought it was pretty funny; I think it looks like he's laughing.

   I think that for holloween, Tic Tacs should be made in the shape of toes. That way, we could all have Tic Tac Toes.

Here is a sound that I have made. It is a list of items that I want for Ayyam-I-Ha. They are items that I put together from clips of different Weird Al songs.